ALL HAIL THE TRUSTAFARIAN
all hail the trustafarian
she proclaimed, "there's no need for money"
then she sat back down
on her velvet clown
lips smeared with manuka honey
all hail the trustafarian
"where i'm queen, it's always sunny
so please come and stay
and do as i say
just make sure my yolks are sufficiently runny"
all hail the trustafarian
she declared, "i'm your easter bunny
the revolution's here
we've soaked it in beer
i'll be the judge of whether you're funny"
all hail the trustafarian
tribe sang, "we've had enough of you sonny"
and when mutiny came
she said she wasn't to blame
and that her father'd once fucked a romani
all hail the trustafarian
her crown'd slipped with her peeps not so chummy
she said, "you don't understand
i'm here with the band
please stop or I'm going to tell mummy"
